90's kid

I like 60's music, 80's fashion and 90's everything. HASHTAGonedirection though <3

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries:self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus:nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini:smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer:dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo:most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo:steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra:double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio:paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius:funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn:cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius:weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces:sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
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I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

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urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

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theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

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dutchster:

why is it called common sense if it’s so rare

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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